Recipe for Apathy
Ingredients:
1 Temp Job
1 Unemployed Writer
1 Computer (Compaq Desktop)
1 Scanner (Panasonic KV-S3065C)
3,486 Lease Files (Appx.)
5 Undereducated Coworkers
Blend Unemployed Writer and Temp Job. Add 3,486 Lease Files, 1 Compaq Desktop Computer, and Document Scanner. Let steep with 5 Undereducated Coworkers for 3-5 weeks. Watch mixture as goes through stages of Boredom, Rage, Angst, Annoyance and finally Acceptance.
After 3-5 weeks, add in final ingredient: 2 Days Left.
Apathy is delicious. Eat up!
1 Temp Job
1 Unemployed Writer
1 Computer (Compaq Desktop)
1 Scanner (Panasonic KV-S3065C)
3,486 Lease Files (Appx.)
5 Undereducated Coworkers
Blend Unemployed Writer and Temp Job. Add 3,486 Lease Files, 1 Compaq Desktop Computer, and Document Scanner. Let steep with 5 Undereducated Coworkers for 3-5 weeks. Watch mixture as goes through stages of Boredom, Rage, Angst, Annoyance and finally Acceptance.
After 3-5 weeks, add in final ingredient: 2 Days Left.
Apathy is delicious. Eat up!
posted by The Reluctant Angeleno at 4:44 PM
2 Comments:
i recommend that for now on you get delivery.
This recipe makes my tummy hurt.
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