Friday, September 29, 2006

Potential Writings

I got an email today, the contents of which will remain a mystery to you readers.

However...

If all goes well, big things might be afoot. VERY big things. At least, relative to my current state.

Well, let's be honest: being a ratcatcher in London during the Plague Years might be construed to be a Very Big Move from my current state.

Monday, September 25, 2006

I Should've Posted This 2 Days Ago...

Courtesy of MC Chris: http://mcchris.com/

Go Robot, it's your birthday.
Go Robot, it's your birthday.

Your one year older, one year wiser.
Rock n' Roll star king czar and a kaiser.
A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake.
Every present is for you and it feels pretty great.
Youre the man of the hour, the V.I.P.
You get the first slice of the p.i.e.
But first blow out the candles and make a wish.
Put a smile on cus it's your birthday bitch!

Go Robot, it's your birthday.
Go Robot, it's your birthday.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Petty Cash

Those who know me know that I don't have a Beautiful Mind.

That is, I have no idea what I'm doing when it comes to math.

So it came as a bit of a shock when I was told I'd be TOTALLY IN CHARGE of all the petty cash at my new job.

GWHAA--!?

Here are just a few of the purchases I've made/approved this week:

Two $65 bottles of Veuve-Clicquot champagne - for an inaugural toast to the new show I'm working on.

6 Rolls "U-Size-It" paper towels - to clean up after said toast got out of hand.

1 "Homo Milk qt." - I can only assume this refers to "Homogenized Milk" as opposed to milk that really really enjoys the work of Babs Streisand.

1 "Roman Meal" from Smart & Final - No, there was no flatbread smeared with garum (a paste made from salted, rotting fish!). I think this was a kind of peanut butter?

3 Pkts Orbit Citrusmint Gum - The best damn gum on the market today. For REALZ!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

S-Words for $2000

12 Reasons to Live by the Sword:

1. Handily dispatch any Uruk'Hai in your way.

2. No more traffic tickets. On the other hand, you may have some difficulty with the homicide division.

3. Avenge family betrayed lo those many years ago.

4. Impress chicks.

5. Cooler than a mace, and travels better, too.

6. NO itch you can't scratch.

7. All our favorite religious figures were warriors: Joan of Arc, Judah Maccabee, Mohammad. Swordplay is Lordplay.

8. Substitutes as a walking stick when you get old.

9. If you kill a cougar and have a fire, instant cougar shish kebob.

10. That satisfying "Schnnnk" sound when you disembowel folks.

11. Guns are for losers.

12. Easy to kill any other blogger with a "13 Reasons to Live By the Sword" post.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Goings on

I......

Am an Artist!

Behold, puny mortals, and view with awe mine works! Tremble at the skill in my brush and pencil and Sharpie (TM)!

Witness a new dawn for The Reluctant Angeleno, a confluence of Art and Literature and Commerce!

Well, not so much Commerce yet, but soon. Soon! SOOOOOOON!





Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Status Update

Ok.

Things went a little nuts there for a while. We had some explosions in the lab, a few of our top men got a little singed. But we're making progress, and we have a lot to report.

First, where I've been for the past week. Now, I know the teeming multitudes that read my Internet Journal (or "blog," as the kids call it) have been wondering where the hell I'd gone. Well. Virginia. For a wedding. Of a friend I've known since 2nd grade, in Mrs. Shetler's class. And it was FANTASTIC. A real old-fashioned Southern wedding; very opulent and, no doubt, pricey.

And the food, my god, the food! Over 3 nights of activities we had: pulled pork BBQ, crawfish etoufee (TWICE!), dirty rice, grits, andouille jambalaya, Virginia ham and biscuits, something called "spoonbread", garlic potatoes, sweet potatoes, pecan pie, chocolate fondue, chocolate chip cheesecake, and all manner of alcoholic beverages - Louisiana beer, Virginia beer, German beer, and wine from the vineyard where the reception was held. Needless to say, I left Charlottesville fat and happy.

Oh, and the ceremony was nice, too.

ALSO...

There's news on the job front. As you may recall from my previous post, I was thrilled to be offered a job at long last. Well, that lasted a short day. Another organization called and offered me another position, much closer to what I want to do. So I had a dilemma...

I felt TERRIBLE about calling up the first place and telling them that I had to quit, but it had to be done. I'm not out here to make other people's jobs easier. I need to focus on my own career. So I tried to maneuver this without burning any bridges. I'm not sure if I was successful, but the important thing is that I have a job in the area in which I want to be.

Food. Jobs. That constant flow of ladies in and out of my apartment. Ahh, California is sweeter than I thought it was.